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𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑡𝑬π‘ͺ𝑹𝑢𝑴𝑨𝑡π‘ͺ𝑬𝑹 ([personal profile] necromants) wrote2024-01-06 01:17 pm

seasons inbox

inbox text ✧ video ✧ voice ✧ delivery
abnormalizes: positive (what to do when you got dance shoes)

nsfw thread, post-event

[personal profile] abnormalizes 2024-01-30 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
Hey, handsome. Are you busy tonight?
abnormalizes: positive (and it is not a matter of if you love it)

[personal profile] abnormalizes 2024-01-30 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
You know me so well. Would you like to come over?

[Insert address here.]
abnormalizes: positive blush (you take me and I'll take you)

[personal profile] abnormalizes 2024-01-30 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
[The door opens! Rather than her usual suit with tie that he would've seen her in before, Evangeline is just wearing a crop top and jeans. She's getting better about not having her protective EGO suit on all the time, especially when it's a pain to take off for other activities.]

Hi! Come on in.
abnormalizes: positive blush (super freak)

[personal profile] abnormalizes 2024-01-30 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Evangeline's place has a bunch of bookcases crammed full of books in the living room, a telltale sign of 'a big nerd lives here'. It's overall kept pretty neat and tidy.]

Not at all! This way, please.

[She'll lead him to a bedroom with a Living Lock on the door and unlock it for him. Her bedroom features 1. even more bookcases and 2. a very spacious and comfy-looking bed.]

Make yourself comfortable.
abnormalizes: positive blush (she's never hard to please)

[personal profile] abnormalizes 2024-01-30 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
[It would be a shame to rip your shirt every time you brought the tentacles out. Impractical.

Anyway, Evangeline promptly deposits herself directly into his lap, grinning.]


Hi there. Thanks for coming.
abnormalizes: positive blush (she's super freaky yow)

[personal profile] abnormalizes 2024-01-30 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh my god - she giggles.]

Oh, you're right, I'm getting ahead of myself.

So, just so I know what to expect, how sensitive are your tentacles?

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wrapup probably!

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mayoninofukucho: (Let's not and say we did.)

Monster Tentacle (Rescue) Quest (NSFW)

[personal profile] mayoninofukucho 2024-02-12 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Maybe it's because Hijikata was thinking about the Monster Tentacle Rescues that one of them ended up finding him here. It's not like he was aroused - he's at work!! -, but he was getting a little distracted... and that's how things ended up like this, with a man-sized tentacle getting friendly with him in this narrow back alley he was using as a shortcut.

They're said to be easier to capture once exhausted, and some quick looks around didn't show anybody nearby, so he took the opportunity to let the creature(???) suction on to most of his frontside and stroke its smooth back... only for someone to come passing by. Of course. Of course. Hijikata, mostly covered by the tentacle but identifiable as a policeman through his hat, does his absolute best to look casual about this insanely incriminating scenario as the tall man comes within eye contact range.]


Ah... I know what this looks like, but rest assured, I've got this under control. Freely move along!
mayoninofukucho: (Let me think.)

[personal profile] mayoninofukucho 2024-02-15 11:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Isn't it great when citizens are so helpful?! Hijikata suppresses a squirm as the tentacle moves without unlatching from him, turning its tip towards Zvei in what seems like curiosity. Is this an additional playmate for it?]

Well... you know what, yeah. Could you fetch me a bag to stuff it into? I'm going to... calm it down in the meantime.

[He really will need a bag to transport the tentacle in once he's worn it down, after all he doesn't want to be seen carrying it through the city in his arms! Here's hoping that his helpful gentleman doesn't have a mischievous streak.]
mayoninofukucho: (Again?)

[personal profile] mayoninofukucho 2024-02-19 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh no... oh no. He's a hero type!! Hijikata feels so frustrated. Can't this man tell that he wanted to have some dirty, quick, on-the-clock backstreet tentacle action here?! (Of course he can't, and thank God for that. Hijikata'd want to die on the spot if it were otherwise.) Hopefully, his dismayed expression will be attributed to his tentacle-induced distress!]

Ah... well, of course I won't say no to that! It's just, well, we try not to drag civilians into these things. But if you have relevant experience..!

[Zvei doesn't look like a combatant, based on attire, build, and how he carries himself, but Hijikata knows better than to judge a book by its cover. And if they really do manage to bag the tentacle like that, he'll still be able to "confiscate" it and take it "to the station"!]
abnormalizes: positive blush (it's the right time)

nsfw thread, excellent coping mechanisms

[personal profile] abnormalizes 2024-04-29 11:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Evangeline looks Tired when she arrives at Zvei's place, but she's smiling when he opens the door for her.]

Thank you for having me.
abnormalizes: neutral blush (or at least I can't remember it)

[personal profile] abnormalizes 2024-05-07 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[-Oh hang on, she has to at least comment on this before they get to Distraction Sex.]

Your stuffed animals are adorable! I wouldn't have guessed you'd have those.
abnormalizes: positive blush (super freak)

[personal profile] abnormalizes 2024-05-07 09:15 pm (UTC)(link)
You have excellent taste.

[-That said, the stuffed animals go on the floor now, they don't need to be accomplices to her depravity. Once they're out of the way, she lies back on the bed in a hopefully inviting fashion.]

I'm ready to be distracted.
abnormalizes: positive blush (turn left down the yellow brick drive)

[personal profile] abnormalizes 2024-05-07 09:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Knew I could count on you ♥

[Evangeline has opted for fewer layers this time, so he doesn't have to fight with a suit jacket and tie, just a button-up shirt that's easily enough undone to reveal a plain black bra. She threads a hand through his hair before running her fingertips over the edge of his pointed ear.]
abnormalizes: positive blush (you take me and I'll take you)

[personal profile] abnormalizes 2024-05-07 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[Evangeline locks onto that small shudder like a hunter spotting prey. She brings both hands up to rub his ears more firmly this time, trying to coax out a larger reaction.

The tentacle between her legs will feel her starting to get wet - as ever, it doesn't take much for her to get in the mood.]