[And sure enough, he's got a pretty good sense of direction and can find the place easily enough - you'll get a knock on the door not all that long later!]
[The door opens! Rather than her usual suit with tie that he would've seen her in before, Evangeline is just wearing a crop top and jeans. She's getting better about not having her protective EGO suit on all the time, especially when it's a pain to take off for other activities.]
[The usual suit is very nice, but a change in pace is always appreciated, and this one's quite cute. Zvei nods in greeting, glancing around at Evangeline's place as he follows her in.]
Thank you for inviting me over! I do hope I didn't keep you waiting too long.
[He's still wearing his usual style of clothes - baggy labcoat over more form-fitting pants and shirt, both in dark colors.]
[Evangeline's place has a bunch of bookcases crammed full of books in the living room, a telltale sign of 'a big nerd lives here'. It's overall kept pretty neat and tidy.]
Not at all! This way, please.
[She'll lead him to a bedroom with a Living Lock on the door and unlock it for him. Her bedroom features 1. even more bookcases and 2. a very spacious and comfy-looking bed.]
[What a collection! Seems she's really made herself at home here, and really, who could blame her?]
Oh my, how wonderful.
[What a nice bed! Perhaps he should invest in a larger one too... Anyway, he wastes no time in moving to take a seat on the edge of the bed, slipping out of that labcoat and setting it aside. Though his shirt isn't anything particularly special, it is open in the back, presumably for. You know. The tentacles.]
[Maybe it's because Hijikata was thinking about the Monster Tentacle Rescues that one of them ended up finding him here. It's not like he was aroused - he's at work!! -, but he was getting a little distracted... and that's how things ended up like this, with a man-sized tentacle getting friendly with him in this narrow back alley he was using as a shortcut.
They're said to be easier to capture once exhausted, and some quick looks around didn't show anybody nearby, so he took the opportunity to let the creature(???) suction on to most of his frontside and stroke its smooth back... only for someone to come passing by. Of course. Of course. Hijikata, mostly covered by the tentacle but identifiable as a policeman through his hat, does his absolute best to look casual about this insanely incriminating scenario as the tall man comes within eye contact range.]
Ah... I know what this looks like, but rest assured, I've got this under control. Freely move along!
[...Well, that's not something you see every day, is it? Zvei cants his head a bit as he studies the scenario, blatantly ignoring the other man's words because this... seems like you don't have it under control, buddy.]
My, and here I thought these things were causing problems!
[Thanks, Zvei?? He grins after a moment though, waving a hand as if to dismiss his own comment.]
Are you quite certain you don't need any assistance? I certainly wouldn't mind helping out!
[Isn't it great when citizens are so helpful?! Hijikata suppresses a squirm as the tentacle moves without unlatching from him, turning its tip towards Zvei in what seems like curiosity. Is this an additional playmate for it?]
Well... you know what, yeah. Could you fetch me a bag to stuff it into? I'm going to... calm it down in the meantime.
[He really will need a bag to transport the tentacle in once he's worn it down, after all he doesn't want to be seen carrying it through the city in his arms! Here's hoping that his helpful gentleman doesn't have a mischievous streak.]
[He was thinking more along the lines of physically subduing it... but you know what, this doesn't involve actually fighting, so maybe it's the better option. On the other hand, he should probably at least offer...]
I don't mind that at all, but I could attempt to physically restrain it, if you'd prefer?
[On the one hand, he doesn't exactly look like much of a fighter. 6'0" and broad-shouldered, but rather scrawny despite that and he doesn't have a weapon on him. On the other hand, he probably wouldn't suggest it if he couldn't do it, right??]
[Oh no... oh no. He's a hero type!! Hijikata feels so frustrated. Can't this man tell that he wanted to have some dirty, quick, on-the-clock backstreet tentacle action here?! (Of course he can't, and thank God for that. Hijikata'd want to die on the spot if it were otherwise.) Hopefully, his dismayed expression will be attributed to his tentacle-induced distress!]
Ah... well, of course I won't say no to that! It's just, well, we try not to drag civilians into these things. But if you have relevant experience..!
[Zvei doesn't look like a combatant, based on attire, build, and how he carries himself, but Hijikata knows better than to judge a book by its cover. And if they really do manage to bag the tentacle like that, he'll still be able to "confiscate" it and take it "to the station"!]
[Zvei gets the door promptly, of course, and steps back so Evangeline can enter. Just from a glance, it seems he hasn't decorated his apartment very much, though it's hardly barren. It's a place to sleep and work, primarily. The lighting is low, but it's not so dark that you'll risk tripping over anything.]
Of course, of course~ I'm pleased I can serve as a distraction for you.
[Because actually talking about all that? Lmao. Lol. Not happening.]
Please, make yourself at home.
[After she's in and he's locked the door, he gestures for Evangeline to follow him back into the bedroom. It's a perfectly serviceable room that is not full of his work (that was covering the dining table as we passed, there is no way this man can eat at that dining table, rip) but the bed is quite comfortable and there are a lot of pillows. There are even a few Ellipsa-brand squishmallows?? Adorable little animal plushies that are extremely soft. This is almost too cute for someone like Zvei...]
[-That said, the stuffed animals go on the floor now, they don't need to be accomplices to her depravity. Once they're out of the way, she lies back on the bed in a hopefully inviting fashion.]
[Zvei moves to straddle Evangeline on the bed, fingers going to find the buttons of her shirt without delay. Two tentacles emerge from his back - he hadn't bothered wearing the usual labcoat, so they're able to slip free from his backless shirt easily - and immediately move to Evangeline. The first coils around her thigh, sliding up and exploring her teasingly. The second joins Zvei's hands, though it slides up beneath her shirt as if its simply too impatient to wait for his hands to get done unbuttoning it.]
[Evangeline has opted for fewer layers this time, so he doesn't have to fight with a suit jacket and tie, just a button-up shirt that's easily enough undone to reveal a plain black bra. She threads a hand through his hair before running her fingertips over the edge of his pointed ear.]
[The words get a pleased hum in response, and the gentle touch against his ear earns a slight shudder, one he gets under control easily enough. Still, his expression is pleased; it's a good gesture, just one he's unused to.
Zvei finishes unbuttoning her shirt and makes a motion as if to shoo the tentacle away. It's done more for show than anything else, of course. The tentacle backs up so he has more room to work, and Zvei's hands glide back up Evangeline's ribs and to her bra, though he's not doing anything more there just yet.
The second tentacle has moved to slide further up Evangeline's thigh, pressing against her sex, but doing little more than providing stimulation for the time being.]
[Evangeline locks onto that small shudder like a hunter spotting prey. She brings both hands up to rub his ears more firmly this time, trying to coax out a larger reaction.
The tentacle between her legs will feel her starting to get wet - as ever, it doesn't take much for her to get in the mood.]
nsfw thread, post-event
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[Insert address here.]
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[And sure enough, he's got a pretty good sense of direction and can find the place easily enough - you'll get a knock on the door not all that long later!]
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Hi! Come on in.
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Thank you for inviting me over! I do hope I didn't keep you waiting too long.
[He's still wearing his usual style of clothes - baggy labcoat over more form-fitting pants and shirt, both in dark colors.]
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Not at all! This way, please.
[She'll lead him to a bedroom with a Living Lock on the door and unlock it for him. Her bedroom features 1. even more bookcases and 2. a very spacious and comfy-looking bed.]
Make yourself comfortable.
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Oh my, how wonderful.
[What a nice bed! Perhaps he should invest in a larger one too... Anyway, he wastes no time in moving to take a seat on the edge of the bed, slipping out of that labcoat and setting it aside. Though his shirt isn't anything particularly special, it is open in the back, presumably for. You know. The tentacles.]
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Anyway, Evangeline promptly deposits herself directly into his lap, grinning.]
Hi there. Thanks for coming.
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Anyway, his hands immediately come up to steady her (as if she needs it) and he laughs at that, expression going sly.]
Shouldn't you save that thanks for later?
[oh my god.]
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Oh, you're right, I'm getting ahead of myself.
So, just so I know what to expect, how sensitive are your tentacles?
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wrapup probably!
Monster Tentacle (Rescue) Quest (NSFW)
They're said to be easier to capture once exhausted, and some quick looks around didn't show anybody nearby, so he took the opportunity to let the creature(???) suction on to most of his frontside and stroke its smooth back... only for someone to come passing by. Of course. Of course. Hijikata, mostly covered by the tentacle but identifiable as a policeman through his hat, does his absolute best to look casual about this insanely incriminating scenario as the tall man comes within eye contact range.]
Ah... I know what this looks like, but rest assured, I've got this under control. Freely move along!
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My, and here I thought these things were causing problems!
[Thanks, Zvei?? He grins after a moment though, waving a hand as if to dismiss his own comment.]
Are you quite certain you don't need any assistance? I certainly wouldn't mind helping out!
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Well... you know what, yeah. Could you fetch me a bag to stuff it into? I'm going to... calm it down in the meantime.
[He really will need a bag to transport the tentacle in once he's worn it down, after all he doesn't want to be seen carrying it through the city in his arms! Here's hoping that his helpful gentleman doesn't have a mischievous streak.]
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I don't mind that at all, but I could attempt to physically restrain it, if you'd prefer?
[On the one hand, he doesn't exactly look like much of a fighter. 6'0" and broad-shouldered, but rather scrawny despite that and he doesn't have a weapon on him. On the other hand, he probably wouldn't suggest it if he couldn't do it, right??]
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Ah... well, of course I won't say no to that! It's just, well, we try not to drag civilians into these things. But if you have relevant experience..!
[Zvei doesn't look like a combatant, based on attire, build, and how he carries himself, but Hijikata knows better than to judge a book by its cover. And if they really do manage to bag the tentacle like that, he'll still be able to "confiscate" it and take it "to the station"!]
nsfw thread, excellent coping mechanisms
Thank you for having me.
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Of course, of course~ I'm pleased I can serve as a distraction for you.
[Because actually talking about all that? Lmao. Lol. Not happening.]
Please, make yourself at home.
[After she's in and he's locked the door, he gestures for Evangeline to follow him back into the bedroom. It's a perfectly serviceable room that is not full of his work (that was covering the dining table as we passed, there is no way this man can eat at that dining table, rip) but the bed is quite comfortable and there are a lot of pillows. There are even a few Ellipsa-brand squishmallows?? Adorable little animal plushies that are extremely soft. This is almost too cute for someone like Zvei...]
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Your stuffed animals are adorable! I wouldn't have guessed you'd have those.
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[One's a black cat, one's a bat, one's a...n octopus...]
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[-That said, the stuffed animals go on the floor now, they don't need to be accomplices to her depravity. Once they're out of the way, she lies back on the bed in a hopefully inviting fashion.]
I'm ready to be distracted.
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[Zvei moves to straddle Evangeline on the bed, fingers going to find the buttons of her shirt without delay. Two tentacles emerge from his back - he hadn't bothered wearing the usual labcoat, so they're able to slip free from his backless shirt easily - and immediately move to Evangeline. The first coils around her thigh, sliding up and exploring her teasingly. The second joins Zvei's hands, though it slides up beneath her shirt as if its simply too impatient to wait for his hands to get done unbuttoning it.]
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[Evangeline has opted for fewer layers this time, so he doesn't have to fight with a suit jacket and tie, just a button-up shirt that's easily enough undone to reveal a plain black bra. She threads a hand through his hair before running her fingertips over the edge of his pointed ear.]
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Zvei finishes unbuttoning her shirt and makes a motion as if to shoo the tentacle away. It's done more for show than anything else, of course. The tentacle backs up so he has more room to work, and Zvei's hands glide back up Evangeline's ribs and to her bra, though he's not doing anything more there just yet.
The second tentacle has moved to slide further up Evangeline's thigh, pressing against her sex, but doing little more than providing stimulation for the time being.]
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The tentacle between her legs will feel her starting to get wet - as ever, it doesn't take much for her to get in the mood.]