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necromants) wrote2025-07-11 08:21 pm
necromants) wrote2025-07-11 08:21 pm
lpam inventory
KEEPING β
Notebook: A worn notebook entirely coded in a cipher that looks suspiciously like math. β Emerald Gem: A green gemstone roughly the size of your hand. Seriously who put so many rocks in here?? (Received from Ranma.) β Topaz Gem: A yellow gemstone roughly the size of your hand. I'm running out of descriptions for these. (Received from Quark.) β Onyx Gem: A jet black gemstone roughly the size of your hand. Surprisingly not as ominous as it sounds! (Received from Alex.) β Ruby Gem: A red gemstone roughly the size of your hand. Collect them all! (Received from Ranma.) β Sapphire Gem: A blue gemstone roughly the size of your hand. Whatever power these might have once held seems long gone. β Diamond Gem: A crystal clear gemstone roughly the size of your hand. Not to be confused with an actual diamond. (Received from Quark.) β Amethyst Gem: A purple gemstone roughly the size of your hand. Wow, purble!! (Received from Ferdinand.) β Nail Polish: A small vial of black nail polish. Perfect for that goth look! (Received from Riful.) β Staff: A simple staff that might hurt if you smacked someone over the head with it? It's also six feet tall. (Received from Ferdinand.) β An Actual Live Chicken: HOLY SHIT WHY WAS THIS HERE IT'S GETTING FEATHERS EVERYWHERE wHAT THE FUCK. (x2, named Nugget and Drumstick. They have a pen near the garden.) β Fake Blood Capsules: Scare your friends (and enemies) into thinking you've been stabbed, cut, grievously injured, so on and so forth! β Glitter Bomb: An unmarked tube that explodes in a cloud of glitter when opened. β Goshdarned Zubats: An entire swarm of bats which may or may not stick around once released. (Only one of them is sticking around, and he is perpetually trying to avoid Zvei's attempts at friendship.) β Gunpla Kit: A model kit for a replica of a giant robot. β Helix Fossil: CONSULT THIS ANCIENT ROCK. β Holiday Sweater: Dear god this thing is tacky, but it's fluffy and warm. (x2) β Ibuprofen: A general use pain reliever. β Lego Set: Colorful, plastic bricks for building whatever your heart desires! The packaging is all in Norse for some reason. β Pokedex: A small, talking computer full of data on pocket-sized companion monsters. β Polyhedral Dice: A set of multi-sided dice for playing just about any kind of game you'd care to think of. β Rope: A coil of rope. You can use these to help with big pits! β Swimming Trunks: A colorful pair of men's swimwear. β Swiss Army Knife: The kind that has like a million attachments you'll never use. β Thermos: It's a Thermos. Good for storing soup and other warm fluids. β Umbrella: Handy for keeping dry, I guess? Or you could hit someone with it kind of hard. β NAME: Description. |
TRADING β
ACME Batman Outfit: Soar like a butterfly, just watch out for solid objects. Not related to that other Batman. β Apricot Ring Pop: If you collect a bunch of them and put all of them on at once, you can become Ring Pop Royalty. β Chicken Suit: That's no man, THAT'S A GIANT CHICKE wait, no, it actually is just a weird suit. β Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs: With marshmallow bits! Part of this complete breakfast? β COWboy Boots: These- aren't boots? They have guns for the heels and- oh god they look like hooves why. β An Entire Pumpkin: What? (x2) β Everything's Better With: A dark red T-shirt. It's edible, and tastes like bacon. β Giant Eraser: For getting rid of big mistakes. β Giant Hamster Ball: Big enough for one person. β Heelies: They look like ordinary sneakers...until the wheels in the bottom pop out! WHEEEEEE-! β Jelly Donut: ...This is a rice ball. β Jorts: Do not get blood on the jeans. (x3) β JUICY Pants: A pair of buttery soft lavender leggings with the word "JUICY" bedazzled across the butt. Enchanted to fit. (x2) β Lion Pelt: The fur a lion. Wearing it might make you look intimidating. β Magic 8-Ball: Tell your fortune, as vaguely as possible. (x2) β My Son: Your son now. β Parkour 101: A handbook on how to do all kinds of sick jumps and flips and things that cool kids did in whatever year it was when parkour was hilariously big. (x2) β Pokedex: A small, talking computer full of data on pocket:sized companion monsters. β Popped Corn: A single kernel of salty-sweet kettle corn. It remains pleasantly warm and crunchy until consumed. β Pringles: How do they get them shaped like that HOW DO THEY GET THEM SHAPED LIKE THAT HOW DO THEY G- β Quinao Quties: An adorable stuffed animal that resembles a three-toed sloth. Better collect them all, they might really be worth something one day! β Ring of a Boy: It's Okay, Dad. β The Rock That Looks Like A Face: Mysteriously is not actually a face, only appearing as one. (x2) β Root Beer: A foamy mug of the human race's favorite drink: root beer! β Sanic the Hotdawg Plush: An ill-advised tie-in toy to an even more ill-advised movie. The eyes haunt you. β Smuppet: A puppet of dubious origins, with a long probiscus-like nose and a firm, plush rump. β Some Pig: A soft toy pig with a content expression. Untie the ribbons on his belly, tug him inside out and he becomes...an unsure-looking man? β A Weed: CHRIS I'M CALLIwait, this is just a green crayon. β a weeeeeeed: haha what. did you know we can put, like, anything here? what's a 420J β Willy's Steamboat: Not to be confused with Steamboat Willy, this is a tiny black and white toy boat that's perfect for the tub. Toot, toot! β NAME: Description. |
GONE β
A Horrible Book: Why does this book have such a terrifying face on it? Thereβs also seemingly no way to actually open it up. (Returned to Astarion.) β Ferengi Fashion- All Boxed Up: A very striking outfit for a Ferengi with style. (Returned to Quark.) β Banana Peel: Careful you don't slip on it. (Tossed.) β The Happy Ending They Never Had: A picture book depicting Lebkuchen and her true love Elise leaving their home town and traveling the world together. Eventually they realize they miss home and return, older and wiser, and end up becoming the new leaders, bringing in a new era of prosperity to Kieferberg and dismantling the systems that made them so miserable in their youth. (Returned to Lebkuchen.) β Tribble: A cute, little, brown, purring ball of happiness. Surely there wonβt be any more. Itβs not like theyβre born pregnant or anything. [Maximum Tribbles birthed capped at 79] (Returned to Quark.) β Jyscal's Sphere: A blue crystalline half-sphere set into a golden base. When activated... well, the contents speak for themselves. (Returned to Seymour.) β Sand: It's not even in a jar. It's coarse and rough and you know the rest... (Left on the ground, is someone going to clean that up??) β Summoner's Staff: An ornate carved staff accented with tassels. Not only is it an excellent focus for spells, it looks like it would pack a good wallop, too. (Returned to Seymour.) β Catnip Cigarettes: Like cigarettes, if cigarettes made cats act really silly instead of just giving them second hand smoke. (Returned to Manulov.) β NAME: Description. |
